Flex in the City steps to the podium.
Thank you. Thank you.
My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors.
I thank House for his service to our nation... as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
...Today I say to you that the challengers I face are real, they are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this America: They will be met.
...In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words; with correct dieting and cardio, let us brave once more the site of obesity, and endure what storms may come; let it be said by our children's children that when we were challenged in this competition, we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon, copious amounts of protein and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of swoleness and delivered it safely to future generations.
Thank you. God bless you.
Obama isnt the only one all about change. A picture is worth 1000 words so my work is done. Until next time. Oh yeah fellas; 2 months left...
2 comments:
*rolls eyes* Somebody's getting full of themselves! I can't wait to see the responses to this.
I get what you are TRYING to say.... but the feds are gonna come after your for cutting and pasting Obamas speech. But as you said, 2 months left home-skillet. BIGGS, MEDIUMS, SMALLS!
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