The saying goes, "New Year, New You!" Just throw that shit out the window. You are still the same person, just depends on what you wanna do with yourself. Well folks, the Pursuit has ended..... I HAVE ARRIVED! Swole, yes I am. Many may wonder how I make the accusation but just look at me. You are what others see. So since people keep saying shit like, "I see ya getting swole", "Damn bro, you look big in that pic," or "You been working out? You look swole..." I guess that means I'm there! Now as one has evolved into the male specimen that's before you, it didnt come by osmosis. There was truly a transformation that occured which is why I now go by the name, "TRANSFORMER." No longer am I the scrony individual who could MAYBE perform 1, yes 1, proper pull up. Nope, little dude is gone. Before you stands OPTIMUS PRIME! The leader of the Niggas who wanna get bigger Club. I'm not only a client, I'm the President!
With progression comes adversity. Along my travels, I've encountered some resistance from the opposition known as the "Decepticons" in the form of the Bow-FLEX (Starscream), and the leader... Big as a HOUSE(Megatron). Decepticon is derived from the root word DECEPTION which means to deceive, the act of deceiving or fraud. So with HOUSE being the leader, he's the top FRAUD of the bunch. His most used phrase is: Men lie, women lie, numbers don't. Well, pics don't either. Me and him have the same BF(body fat for you non-work outers) but who has the extra tire hanging out? You be the judge.
ME.....

The DECEPTICON LEADER!!!

I guess this Decepticon blew a tire on liftoff and is caring it around for repairs..... Well, any who.
These next few months are gonna be one for the ages. I'm on a new diet and workout (thanks for Flex) that will add more muscle, and burn some BF. My goal is to get between 180-185 (I'm currently 177), down to 10% BF (I'm at 16...DAMN!), be able to bench my weight 10 reps unassisted, and improve on my OBB..... OVERALL BODY BEAUTY. It can be done and it will be done. With the motivation of friends and FOES, it will make for an interesting workout. Time to get into BEAST MODE!
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*DEAD* @ "I guess this Decepticon blew a tire on liftoff and is caring it around for repairs....." LMBO...wow....low blow! I can't wait to see the end results of this competition.
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