New Year, New Muscles, New Name

This is the dawn of a new year. A new breed of men are being created right before your eyes; super soldiers if you will. In honor of the new me, I will unfortunately no longer go by The City of Swoleton, Population Me. With new muscles come a new name. I even had to create a logo to give you all the full effect. Click on it for a better view.


You might be thinking to yourself, "Self, what the hell is wrong with this guy?!" I thought the same thing as I meticulously went over the image for 30 minutes but it was time well spent. This is serious business guys. I am looking at you Swolen One and the Pursuit. I would put up a current progression photo but earlier in the year Taye Diggs' body double tried to sue me for the use of his likeness without proper consent. Oh well, next time.

We haven't updated lately because two of us have been hitting the gym vigorously while the other has put some serious time in his slacking activities. I won't say any names, I will let the progress pictures speak for themselves. To update my stats, I've gained 20 and I am sitting pretty at 192 pounds now. It is time to cut and what better time of the year than now. If you want to check out my new diet and workout plan go here: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0801/is_5_67/ai_n16134020.

We also have a competition starting this month. I will update you all on that a little later.