The Pyramid of Swoleness

Hello readers. How's your day going? Mine is fantastic. So, you might have noticed the little pyramid image above. Its just a little something I threw together in my spare time. As you can see, there are certain levels to obtain before you become the apex of swoleness. When you get to the "We are not the same" level, you look at everyone else like, "Why are we even on the same planet?" I'm trying to reach for the stars like I'm Michael Jackson and there's a little white kid sitting on the moon.

You may also notice the faces of the three Get Swole Club members and their rank on this pyramid. Of course I am in the lead but that is to be expected because every time I wake up in the morning I take a sip of pure awesomeness. Then we have "The Pursuit of Swoleness. He is seeing more changes than a Top Model runway show. Next on the list is "The Swollen One". I placed him on the Average Joe level to put him in his place. I don't believe he respects my swoleness.

On a serious note, without these guys, I most likely wouldn't hit the gym as hard as I am now. If you are looking to make changes, it will be in your best interest to have a solid support system. When you don't feel like pushing anymore, they will be there to carry you to where you need to be. Well enough with the sappy Carl Thomas: In the Gym workout advice. Later.