The Proof Is In The Pudding

Oh, I see how we are going to do this. Readers, no I haven't been slacking off like the Pursuit of No-ness has proclaimed. I believe this public display of mockery needs to be addressed. FOUR MONTHS AGO, I was unable to perform a proper pull-up. Unfortunately, my back looked like The Pursuits on one of his good days. I was fairly sad faced and I had to do something about it. So here is the proof.



"OH, WOW!", you say. I had the same expression after I took the picture. Now Pursuit, let's do a compare and contrast if you are up to the task. Go ahead, I can wait a few months until you are ready to take a progress picture. Until then, you can marvel at what you could have with a proper diet, intense workout regimen and supplements.

Let's examine the picture a little closer. My shoulders look like boulders crafted by the hands of God. Every little ripple, striation, and curve were created with great thought to make these so glorious that no man, woman or child will not stand to look without amazement. The traps have risen with such force that they rival the peaks of Mount Everest and the dips beneath them resemble the great depths of the Pacific ocean. PROOF!

I'm looking on the Map.....

Ok, so I'm looking on the map and I can't find the "City of Swoleton" anywhere. Have you seen him lately cause the gym hasn't. I mean....... I'm still on my "Pursuit of Swolleness" and clearly, The Swole One can miss a few days in the gym and it not make a difference, but the "City" has been missing like it was struck by Ike. Where you at bro?